How far do you want it to go to protect the Sarah Palin book you ordered? The drones could be enslaved and forced to do inhumane things such as steal a neighbor’s newspaper from his front porch or snag a steak off his backyard grill. Our lives would be just like that creepy robot spider scene in Minority Report. Thousands of drones will be ordered on revenge missions, delivering everything from pornographic magazines to flaming bags of dog crap to your most irritating neighbors.
The following are top unseen uses for Amazon’s Delivery Drone:
1. Farmers could use them to take out rabbits, rats and other vermin.
2. Training for Anti-Drone Super Soakers (supplied by Wal-Mart).
3. Remote hedge clipper.
4. You’ve Been Served (process server).
5. Community policing (arm them with missiles and a net).
6. Elderly man in red suit, white beard, with eight hooved accomplices suspected in sabotage of Amazon drone.
7. Flying you back to jail.
8. Filming for the local pervert.
9. Thieves might shoot at them.
10. Spying for the government, naturally.
11. Fleeing from horny birds.
12. The drone may even get invited in and wind up mating with the Blu-ray player.
13. Forced to carry beers from the refrigerator to the living room.
14. Evil genius reprograms the drones to attack City Hall.
15. Deliver legalized marijuana.